Unisex classic tee

Caffeine solves most problems.

This shirt handles the rest.

Bold, clean, and unapologetically Rebel. This is the official “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee” uniform for early mornings, late nights, and everything in between.

You know that feeling when the day starts before the caffeine kicks in?

Yeah… that’s why this shirt exists.

Featuring the iconic Rebel Roaster skull logo and the deadpan truth “Because Murder Is Wrong.”

It’s dark humor for people who love strong coffee and stronger boundaries.

Made on a classic weight, durable tee built for surviving Mondays, avoiding people, mowing the yard, running errands, and sipping Rebel Coffee in peace. No frills, no fluff,  just a tough everyday shirt for the caffeinated outlaw in all of us.

Wear it proudly.

Wear it loudly.

Wear it before your first cup… for everyone’s safety.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!